Watch Shaq's ridiculously complex process for cleaning his glasses with 'H2O molecules'

If you clean your eye glasses with just a regular cloth, Shaquille O’Neal would probably tell you you’re doing it wrong — although that’s how just about everyone else does it.

Thursday night on Inside the NBA, Shaq explained his multi-step process for cleaning his glasses, which seems to revolve almost entirely around the idea that he likes to “look at the H2O molecules.” Just watch…

“You pour it right there, and then you can see the H2O molecules form on the glasses, right? And then you shake it around like this, and then you whip it back like that and then you just bam (wipe glasses with a cloth).”

Why doesn’t he just put a small drop on and then wipe the glasses off?

“I don’t want to put a drop. I want to look at the H2O molecules.”

Never change, Shaq.